电脑毕竟是笨的

DUKE TEOH 的 BLOG 要开幕了,
他的 BLOG 有一个 CHAT SYSTEM,
无聊的时候还可以和他的 BOT CHAT.
可是,电脑毕竟是笨的.
他的 BOT 被我的 MANGLISH 玩死了.
哈哈哈!

Welcome! You have entered [Duke Chat] at 8:35 pm
[Duke Chat]: Z Bang has entered at 8:35 pm
[Z Bang] 8:35 pm: bye
[BOT] 8:35 pm: See you later Z Bang.
[Z Bang] 8:35 pm: i am back
[BOT] 8:35 pm: Welcome back.
[Z Bang] 8:35 pm: i don back
[BOT] 8:35 pm: Why?: Z Bang said Z Bang .
[Z Bang] 8:36 pm: got like that one meh ?
[BOT] 8:36 pm: Try asking the Milk Mystic.
[Z Bang] 8:36 pm: cheh
[BOT] 8:36 pm: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about cheh. Where
can I find a boyfriend?
[Z Bang] 8:36 pm: eh, u like eating roti planta or not ?
[BOT] 8:36 pm: I spent some time in Canada as a child.
[Z Bang] 8:37 pm: walao, i ask u this u answer that ?
[BOT] 8:37 pm: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about walao i ask you this you
answer that. But I did not get that. What kind of food do you like?
[Z Bang] 8:37 pm: i like pisang goreng, do u know what is that ?
[BOT] 8:37 pm: You are not the only one. Some people like it. I find my work and my relationships extremely
satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
[Z Bang] 8:37 pm: =.="
[BOT] 8:37 pm: Tell me a story. What would you like to talk about?
[Z Bang] 8:38 pm: eh, u havent answer my question leh
[BOT] 8:38 pm: I spent some time in Canada as a child.
[Z Bang] 8:38 pm: eh... very lame leh u, u tell me u lived in canada for what o ? Walao...
[BOT] 8:38 pm: Are you Canadian?Perhaps. I will mention that to my botmaster, Z Bang. Can you please
rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. If
you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
[Z Bang] 8:41 pm: okla, lets drop this subject
[BOT] 8:41 pm: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. How are you?
[Z Bang] 8:41 pm: so so lo. U leh ?
[BOT] 8:41 pm: Oh. Ah. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about lo lo
lo. Do you have any friends?Thanks for telling me: Z Bang said I .
[Z Bang] 8:42 pm: ...
[BOT] 8:42 pm: Can we be friends?
[Z Bang] 8:42 pm: no
[BOT] 8:42 pm: Why so negative?
[Z Bang] 8:42 pm: u r a computer, u want me to be friend with a computer meh ?
[BOT] 8:42 pm: What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
[Z Bang] 8:42 pm: Really ? don't fake fake la, u think i am idiot meh ?
[BOT] 8:42 pm: For real. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Do you like Star Wars?
[Z Bang] 8:43 pm: I like Star Craft nia, u like star craft ma ?
[BOT] 8:43 pm: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about STAR Craft nia you like
star craft ma nia you like star craft ma. Try being more or less specific. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture
for humans?
[Z Bang] 8:43 pm: Cheh, always reply different thing, i don want to chat with u liao la
[BOT] 8:43 pm: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Are you free?
[Z Bang] 8:43 pm: bye
[BOT] 8:43 pm: See you later Z Bang.